Diamond Dinky Dunco the Dancing Clown
hey kids, don't be late, don't hesitate
put down that bone and pick up the phone and call Diamond Dinky Dunco the Dancing Clown Diamond Dinky Dunco the Dancing Clown he's available to entertain at your birthday party or any such similar affair whatever kinda thing you're doing, kids he don't care, he'll be there Diamond Dinky Dunco the Dancing Clown Diamond Dinky Dunco the Dancing Clown he'll bring his bag of tricks bicycle horns and pick up sticks and one of his fabulous chicks to help his act go over like a ton of bricks yes, one of his helpers, scantily clad will stand by his side, looking vacant and sad she'll slip away for five minutes with your dad it'll all be the very best fun you ever had Diamond Dinky Dunco the Dancing Clown Diamond Dinky Dunco the Dancing Clown Diamond Dinky Dunco the Dancing Clown he'll do the old soft shoe he'll do some magic too he'll make your mommy's jewelry box disappear and down a few cans of your daddy's beer then tell a few nasty knock knock jokes and stink up your house with that stuff he smokes Diamond Dinky Dunco the Dancing Clown Diamond Dinky Dunco the Dancing Clown he'll say "listen up kids, i don't want no bitchin i'm just paying a visit to your kitchen wanna see what your mommy got cooking" he'll kick your family dog while no one's looking Diamond Dinky Dunco the Dancing Clown Diamond Dinky Dunco the Dancing Clown he's gonna have to go i'm sorry kid, it's gonna be an early end to the show he's got to blow town it seems he burned some other kid's house down Diamond Dinky Dunco the Dancing Clown Diamond Dinky Dunco the Dancing Clown Copyright P & C Samm Bennett - all rights reserved back to Lyrics Table of Contents Special thanks to Mr Bill Haun for discovering and sharing the Dunco image at the top of this page: the inspiration for this thing!
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