Dry County
this is a dry county mister
and you can’t get no liquor round here but just across the county line you can buy yourself a truckload of beer so let me tell you something friend, let me give you the news i’m heading over there right about now to get me some booze yes i'm heading over there right now to get me some booze it’s just the next county over where the folks are drinking wine all day then come sundown, it’s time to switch to whisky they say if they run outta whisky they switch right back to wine either way lordy mercy, ooh, you know they have a good time either way, lordy mercy, seems like they have a mighty fine time that's right, friend, they have a real good time a real good time that's why i’m crossing the county line i’m gonna get me some juice and don’t you try to stop me now i tell you it ain’t no use cause you see this bone dry county here is giving me the blues you know so listen honey don’tcha wanna come with me come on let’s go yeah yeah yeah, let's go oooooooh oooooooh. . . come on honey come with me let's go come on honey! honey let's go! now if you don’t think they’re doing some serious drinking you just sit back and watch they're starting with some Colt 45 malt liquor then switchin’ to single malt scotch Balvenie! Dalwhinnie! it don’t matter they just fill up the glass just like I’m gonna do once I get there ah, you can bet your ass you can bet your last dollar and you can bet your ass yeah that's right, that's right oooooh oooooooh ooooooh . . . come on baby let’s cross that county line things over there are just dandy and fine and listen up honey i’ll buy your first glass of wine gonna have ourselves a real good time baby i ain't lying ooh we'll be drinking some wine oh lordy mercy, be a real fine time a real fine time now come on baby let's go |
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