i hear you voted for me and now i’m the president, Donald Trump i live in a gold plated penthouse you live in a ramshackle dump i’ve got properties around the world you struggle with a mortgage to pay so i want you to listen carefully, now to what i’m about to say
i never met or spent time with any one of your kind you’re like an alien species to me but for years you watched my reality show on your sad little Kentucky TV something about my bullying style appealed to you, so it seems perhaps you were rich and powerful just like me, yeah, in your dreams!
and so you came to my rallies, you had a great time i whipped you up into a frenzy then you’d leave in your broken down Chevrolet i’d leave in something... Mercedes-Benzy or a Lexus or a limo or whatever it’d drive me to my private plane and as the pilot took off for the next crappy town i’d be sipping on fine champagne!
i was born with a silver spoon in my mouth you were born in debt the system that could lift you outta poverty it hasn’t been invented yet or if it has, you won’t see ME implement it no, you SURE won’t get it from me i mean, hey, when have you ever, i mean ever even once seen me show a hint of generosity?
i saw you interviewed about why you voted for me you said “hey, the man knows money” now i‘m not one to ever really laugh or crack a smile but i gotta say i found that funny! as though the fact that i’m rich beyond your wildest dreams might mean you’re gonna get rich too or even be a little bit better off or that somehow i’ll look out for you!
so now that i’m president, i’ll tell you straight cause their ain’t no more reason to lie that health insurance you could finally afford to get? you can kiss that goodbye! and remember how i said i’d be draining the swamp? poor fool, you bought that line! i got a swamp fulla billionaires now, knucklehead! and you know, we’re gonna do fine!
cause now that i’m president i’ll be raking it in clocking dollars like you never seen me and my friends gonna turn this country into our personal money machine so once every scrap is sold off and even what little you had is yours no more think back to your vote for me and how you put the cat in charge of the fish store you put the cat in charge of the fish store!
