One Man Band Jokes
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Hello friends, Samm Bennett here. As some of you may know, here at the website I put together a gallery of vintage one man band photos. While working on that, I thought of something: there are untold numbers of drummer jokes, guitar player jokes, french horn player jokes, but one man band jokes? Nope.
So, I thought I'd remedy this situation by writing a few myself. Here they are... One man band walks into a bar.
Bartender says: "what can I get you fellows?" Double-amputee one man band talking to another musician:
"I had to fire two of my members." One man band in old west saloon to another one man band: "There ain't room enough in this town for the ten of us!"
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Old proverb: Behind every successful one man band, there's five women.
Music contractor to one man band: "I got a gig for you, but you have to be in the union. You in the union?"
One man band: "You kidding? I can't afford five dues payments a month!"
One man band: "You kidding? I can't afford five dues payments a month!"
What do you call 10 one man bands all together on the same stage?
A symphony orchestra.
A symphony orchestra.
One man band watches a pair of buskers play a duet.
Afterwards he asks "hey, don't you guys get a little lonely, you know, just being two of you and all?
Afterwards he asks "hey, don't you guys get a little lonely, you know, just being two of you and all?
How many one man bands does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one, as soon as he can rig up some sort of foot pedal device that'll do the job.
Just one, as soon as he can rig up some sort of foot pedal device that'll do the job.
What did the one man band say when his bass drum rig broke, making the mallet hit him instead of the drum? "Beats me!"